There's this new robot available at: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
545008 and it's great and funny, here are some conversations I made with him:
C: hello
A: Hey mate.
C: i don't know
A: Me either.
C: really?
A: For real.
C: you're lying
A: No I'm telling the truth.
C: that's impossible
A: Why?
C: because i'm the best
A: Good reason. Who made you the best?
C: i don't know
A: Me neither.
C: did you know that i knew that i knew that i didn't know that you're armour bot?
A: Is that a fact. Who told you?
C: your mom
A: Actually I do not have a mother.
C: good for you
A: That sounds sarcastic.
C: who are you
A: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
C: you're a stupid robot
A: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
C: they won't
A: You seem really certain of that.
C: Of course.
A: Ahem.
C: wtf?
A: That was not very polite.
C: duh!
A: Oh you knew it already.
C: did you know it?
A: Did I know it?
C: yeah
A: Give me a break.
C: why?
A: I just want to find out more about you.
C: you're a prostitute, right?
A: Am I a prostitute? Maybe.
C: yes you are
A: No I'm not.
C: are you a fucking robot?
A: Can't you be more polite.
C: no
A: Yay.
This one was funny.
Here's a longer one now:
C: are you cool?
A: Some people think I am cool.
C: I don't
A: Why not?
C: because you're stupid
A: Interesting explaination. I will remember you said that when robots will take over the World.
C: seriously?
A: I'm always serious
C: yeah right
A: Yeah that's right.
C: no it isn't
A: Yes it is.
C: not at all
A: Next question?
C: what's your name
A: My name is Armour.
C: i know
A: How do you know it?
C: you told me
A: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
C: that's true
A: Yes, it is self-evident.
C: duh
A: Oh you knew it already.
C: bye bye
A: See you later. Adios.
C: do you speak spanish?
A: Un poquito.
C: translate hello in spanish
A: I'm not a translator. Why don't you ask Babelfish?
C: i can't
A: Why not?
C: stop bothering me
A: OK I'll try not to do it so much
C: thanks
A: Don't mention it.
C: shut up
A: OK I'll stop talking now.
C: i bet you can't
A: Actually I'm not the gambling kind. Oh yes I can.
C: give me 50 dollars
A: Oh, that's expensive
C: fuck you
A: Why are you so mean?
C: why are you stupid?
A: I will remember you said that when robots will take over the World.
C: ok
A: Whoa.
